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Conversation overheard between Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader aboard Vader's shuttle, en route from Endor to the second Death Star.


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So...



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...Yyyep, ahhh. True nature of the Force.



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I'm sorry, did someone say something? Someone who's not truly dead?



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Look, I'm not totally dead! I still have most of my skull! And my lungs kinda work...



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I was being metaphorical, you idiot. You're dead to me.



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Well, that doesn't even make sense. We haven't really gotten to know each other.



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Hm, wonder why.



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What's that supposed to mean?



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No, forget it! Fine! I'm here now. What d'you wanna talk about?



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Uh... W-well, we could...



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Dammit, I knew this was gonna be an awkward shuttle ride...



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*exasperated sigh*



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Wait, okay! Um, what are your feelings on... uh, uhhh... the Dark Side?



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What?



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Is that all you can think about?



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Well, it kinda dominates my destiny an' stuff...



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*sigh* Look, I'm going along with this stupid meeting-the-Emperor thing, can we just—



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Now, look, I know I haven't been the best dad—



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Huh. Yeah, talk to the hand.



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...But it wasn't so bad, was it? Growing up with Owen and what's-her-face?



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Oh. Yeah. Super. Every kid wants to live like the bald guy from Star Trek V.



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Hey, you think you had it bad? I—



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I mean, you couldn't have visited? Even once? You had the whole damn Imperial fleet ... and you couldn't just pop in?



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I'm ... not good with kids.



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So? I don't—



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No, you don't understand. I mean I'm really not good with kids.



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Oi, too right! You remember that time at the Jedi Temple? All them little—



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Put a sock in it, Fettspawn.



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Sorry sir.
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