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Conversation overheard between Plo Koon and a clone trooper under his command.


PloKoon
Trooper, stay a moment and let me speak with you.


CloneTroop
Certainly, sir.


PloKoon
I simply wanted to say that you performed a valuable service on our last mission.


CloneTroop
My pleasure, sir. It's a clone's duty to serve the Republic.


PloKoon
Of course.


CloneTroop
I'll do whatever it takes to perform the missions I'm given. If necessary, I'll lay down my life in service of the higher goal.


PloKoon
Of course, trooper. But your life is a precious thing. I value your life more than any mission.


CloneTroop
Yes, well... very kind of you, sir, but we are clones, bred to give our lives if necessary.


PloKoon
Please understand, trooper... I value your life... much more than any mission.


CloneTroop
...


PloKoon
...


CloneTroop
O... kay, sir. I really should be getting to the mess hall...


PloKoon
I value your life... so very much, trooper.


CloneTroop
Really must be going...


PloKoon
Very, very much.


CloneTroop
Sir, I'm flattered, but I really—


PloKoon
I... love you, trooper.


CloneTroop
Listen, I really should be—


PloKoon2
Stroke my nasal cavity, trooper.


CloneTroop
Gah! (runs away)


PloKoon2
Caress my the cilia of my upper pharynx with your naughty clone tongue, you beautiful little—wait, come back!


CloneTroop
I knew I should've joined Aayla Secura's unit.


Aayla2
Commander Bly, I value your life, and the lives of all the clones, very, very, very much.


CloneBattalion
All right, boys, form an orderly queue, and no pushing!


RicOlieRight
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