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Conversation overheard on the Ebon Hawk, between Revan and Mission Vao.


Mission2
Hey, Revan. What's up?


RevanIcon
Oh, Mission. I was looking for you.


Mission2
Yeah.


RevanIcon
Listen... you said you were how old, again?


Mission1
Fourteen. Why?


RevanIcon
Yeah, fourteen... now, when you say fourteen, I mean, you're just guessing, right?


Mission2
Huh?


RevanIcon
Well, I mean, you grew up on the mean streets of Taris, and your parents died when you were very young, so, I mean... you don't really know for sure that you're fourteen?


Mission1
Sure, I do! It's right here on my birth certificate, see?


RevanIcon
Yeah, but... oh. Damn.


Mission2
What?


RevanIcon
Oh, nothing.


Mission2
Okay.


RevanIcon
...


Mission2
What?


RevanIcon
Well, I mean, you're just assuming this is genuine, right? I mean, your brother Griff could have forged it.


Mission1
Nope. It's got the official holographic seal of the Republic. In fact, I've got a birthday coming up soon.


RevanIcon
How soon?


Mission1
Five months.


RevanIcon
Grrrmmt!


Mission1
You're funny.


RevanIcon
Okay, tell me this. *ahem* When do, uh, Twi'leks become, um, you know, adults?


Mission2
You mean, like, when can we drive a landspeeder?


RevanIcon
Er, yes.


Mission2
Sixteen. Why?


RevanIcon
Sixteen! Now we're getting somewhere!


Mission1
I like you, Revan! You're a lot of fun.


RevanIcon
Yes, I like you too. You're the most fascinating sixteen-year-old young adult woman I've ever met.


Mission2
Fourteen.


RevanIcon
Damn!


Mission1
Ha, ha! You're just like the father I never had.


RevanIcon
Uh-huh. I'll just be in the refresher for a few minutes.
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This article is called Conversation of Revan and Mission. Conversation of Revan and Mission has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Conversation of Revan and Mission can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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