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The extended version of the argument between Darth Vader and Obi-Wan Kenobi

AnakinChoker
You're with him! You brought him here to kill me!


Padme1
No, Anakin—


Obi-Wan1
Let her go, Anakin! Let her go!


Anakin1
You turned her against me!


Obi-Wan2
You have done that yourself.


Anakin2
You will not take her from me!


Obi-Wan2
Your anger and your lust for power have already done that.


Anakin3
...


Obi-Wan2
...


Padme2
...


Anakin1
You... you... you said that stupid "I don't like sand" line.


Obi-Wan2
Anakin...


Anakin3
What?


Obi-Wan2
That was you.


Anakin3
...


Obi-Wan2
...


Anakin1
You had a stupid podrace and shouted "yippee!"


Obi-Wan2
Anakin... that was you, too, and I think we both know that.


Anakin3
Well...


Obi-Wan2
...


Padme2
...


Anakin2
You made the sour cream go bad!


Obi-Wan2
I what?


Anakin2
You left the refrigerator door open for hours, and it stunk up the apartment!


Obi-Wan2
[pause] You left the door open yourself.


Anakin3
Really?


Obi-Wan2
Yes. I'm the one who closed it.


Anakin1
Well... you ate all the Doritos and left nothing but crumbs in the bag!


Obi-Wan3
That was you! Don't you remember?


Padme1
Urk... urgl...


Anakin3
Oh, stop it. I'm not even choking you.


Padme2
Just trying to lighten the mood.


Anakin1
Okay, where was I? [pause] You left Ben & Jerry's boxes on the couch!


Obi-Wan3
That was you! All of this was you! Don't you see? You've become evil... and a slob!


Anakin2
From my point of view, you are the slob!


Obi-Wan2
That doesn't make any sense.


Anakin2
You don't make any sense!


Obi-Wan2
...


Padme2
...


Anakin3
I'm losing the argument, am I not? We'll have to have a lightsaber duel.


Obi-Wan3
Just like in debate club. You always go for the lightsaber.


Anakin2
You always—


Obi-Wan3
Oh, shut up.
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This article is called Conversation of Vader and Obi-Wan. Conversation of Vader and Obi-Wan has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Conversation of Vader and Obi-Wan can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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