The extended version of the argument between Darth Vader and Obi-Wan Kenobi
You're with him! You brought him here to kill me!
Let her go, Anakin! Let her go!
You turned her against me!
You have done that yourself.
You will not take her from me!
Your anger and your lust for power have already done that.
You... you... you said that stupid "I don't like sand" line.
That was you.
You had a stupid podrace and shouted "yippee!"
Anakin... that was you, too, and I think we both know that.
You made the sour cream go bad!
You left the refrigerator door open for hours, and it stunk up the apartment!
[pause] You left the door open yourself.
Yes. I'm the one who closed it.
Well... you ate all the Doritos and left nothing but crumbs in the bag!
That was you! Don't you remember?
Oh, stop it. I'm not even choking you.
Just trying to lighten the mood.
Okay, where was I? [pause] You left Ben & Jerry's boxes on the couch!
That was you! All of this was you! Don't you see? You've become evil... and a slob!
From my point of view, you are the slob!
That doesn't make any sense.
You don't make any sense!
I'm losing the argument, am I not? We'll have to have a lightsaber duel.
Just like in debate club. You always go for the lightsaber.
Oh, shut up.