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A conversation overheard between Darth Vader and a Pizza delivery man.


D
Pizza delivery!


IsDarthVaderGonnaHaveToChokeABitch
I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.


D
Don't worry, sir. We create all our own plans!


IsDarthVaderGonnaHaveToChokeABitch
You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor!


D
But... but how do you know I sold those recipes to Pizza Hut?


IsDarthVaderGonnaHaveToChokeABitch
When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the Master.


D
Have we met?


IsDarthVaderGonnaHaveToChokeABitch
I am your father.


D
You... you're John D. Nuckleweiser the third?


IsDarthVaderGonnaHaveToChokeABitch
That name no longer has any meaning for me.


D
Is this a joke? Are you my sister in disguise or something?


IsDarthVaderGonnaHaveToChokeABitch
You were right… you were right about me. Tell your sister… You were right….


D
I'll... just leave now.


IsDarthVaderGonnaHaveToChokeABitch
I find your lack of anchovies disturbing.
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