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Delicious, evil cookies. They are made of pure evil, hence why they are so delicious

"Come to the dark side...we have cookies!"
Darth Vader on cookies

A cookie was a desert favored by the Sith. They would offer the Jedi cookies in exchange for going over to the dark side.

It is believed that this led to Luke Skywalker's fall to the dark side, as everyone knew he couldn't resist sweets.

Asajj Ventress offered Ahsoka Tano a cookie once. She declined... and got PWNed in a lightsaber fight.

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This article is called Cookie. Cookie has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Cookie can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.
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Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on cookie.

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