Cookie Monster
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| Cookie Monster (aka Alistair Cookie) | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Homeworld |
Coruscant underworld |
| Born |
Unknown |
| Died |
Unknown |
| Physical description | |
| Species |
Muppetian |
| Gender |
Male (unconfirmed) |
| Height |
1.2 meters |
| Hair color |
Blue. Duh. |
| Eye color |
Big, googly |
| Cybernetics |
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| Affiliation | |
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- "Cookies, unlimited Cookies"
- ―Cookie Monster
Cookie Monster was an especially bloodthirsty member of the notoriously evil organization known universally as Sesame Street. He was a cannibal, which did not appeal to Darth Elmo. He was such a glutton, not even the gigantic Ernie would hang out with him. He was the only known user of Fork Form @#$%. With the rest of the gang (except Grover, who was happily married to Aayla Secura, and Darth Elmo, who had commited suicide), had cancer, and were shot mercilessly by their mutual Gungan master, Darth Darth Binks. He once made a burrito powerless with his own stink, after he was dead. Not even Darth Darth Binks could understand how such an evil entity could exist.
