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Cool Capes: Or, How to Start Rebellions and Become a Rich Government Official With an Awesome Wardrobe. Also, Two Chapters on Proper Mustache Grooming

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Cool Capes: Or, How to Start Rebellions and Become a Rich Government Official With an Awesome Wardrobe. Also, Two Chapters on Proper Mustache Grooming was a bestselling book by Bail Organa, wherein he describes his life as an Alderaanian Senator from Alderaan. Since a lot of Republican neo-natal Imperialists also liked the idea of getting rich and dressing natty, it was a smashing success for Organa.

Many years later, his adopted daughter would become so ashamed of this work, that she did everything in her power to subdue any knowledge of its existence. Fortunately for you, we here at Darthipedia were able to find a copy...I'll spare you the salacious details and simply state that Leia had every right to want this piece of shit banned.

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