Corellian Philosophies

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The Corellians of Corellia were not famous for smuggling alone but also for their maxims of wisdom, which were applicable to most all situations and regarded as profound even by the Jedi.

Common QuotationsEdit

  • On Corellia, when babies are born, if boys, we give them cigarettes and beer cans. If girls, we give them T-21 assault rifles.
  • If a Corellian asks for food, you get food. If a Corellian asks for money, you get money. If a Corellian asks for blasters, you get shot.
  • Happiness is a lot of watermelons.
  • On Corellia, only women don't shave.
  • On Corellia, if you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day. If you teach him how to fish, he will shoot you and steal your fish.

This article is called Corellian Philosophies. Corellian Philosophies has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Corellian Philosophies can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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