- On Corellia, when babies are born, if boys, we give them cigarettes and beer cans. If girls, we give them T-21 assault rifles.
- If a Corellian asks for food, you get food. If a Corellian asks for money, you get money. If a Corellian asks for blasters, you get shot.
- Happiness is a lot of watermelons.
- On Corellia, only women don't shave.
- On Corellia, if you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day. If you teach him how to fish, he will shoot you and steal your fish.