Corran Horn
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| Corran "I've got a Raging" Horn | |
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| Born |
Whenever his mom delivered. |
| Died |
not just yet |
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| Gender | |
| Height |
Average |
| Hair color |
Brown |
| Eye color |
I'm not gay |
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| Weapon |
long and Green |
| Forms of ass-kickery |
All Forms |
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- "I’m the balls. I rock. And I look good. Hey, everyone, come and see how good I look! Oh, by the way, there’s been a crime. I know who done it. But I’m not going to tell you because I think I’m gonna be a Jedi now. I’ll totally own at that, too. Ciao."
- ―Corran Horn, ace detective
Corran "I've Got A Raging" Horn. If you ever see an ego the size of a standard planetary system coming your way, it’s a good bet this guy’s on the other end, probably with a lightsaber and some kind of Corran-centric witticism.
He was a kick-ass detective in CorSec until he got bored of it, then became a kick-ass fighter ace with Rogue Squadron. Later decided to give the New Jedi Order a go, inserting himself neatly into any given situation that didn’t actually require his presence, just to show off a bit. He married Mirax Terrik and continued to kick-ass as a detective-pilot-Jedi combo. The only time he was ever given any actual responsibility—leading the Jedi Order in Luke Skywalker’s absence during the Dark Nest crisis—he mucked it up a bit. He didn’t care, because he was given a funky office. He had a big-ass lightsaber to match his ego; it was 3 meters (10 feet) long. Needless to say, he injured himself quite a few times practicing with it. Finally after Saba Sebatyne PWNed him in a "training exercise" Wormie ordered him to make a new lightsaber or leave the Jedi Order. He chose the latter, shouting, "I'm too good for all you bozos anyway!" After that, he mostly hung around in bars.
[Edit] Appearances
- Attack of the Corran Horn
- The Corran Horn Strikes Back
- I, Corran Horn (Am Awesome)
- The Corran Horn Circle Jerk (paperback)
