Coruscant

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"Coruscant...the entire planet is one big city. I'm just explaining this for the visually impaired people out there, by the way."

―Captain Obvious

"Hey there's a Jax Pavan. And another. And another. And another. And another. And another..."

―Some idiot

Look at all those goddamn aliens.

Coruscant was a planet that was also one big city. Most people had difficulty working this out, despite the fact that it was entirely covered in buildings. Fortunately, Captain Obvious was on hand to help them by pointing this out.

[Edit] Coruscant Geography

Over here is the really big building. Over there is the really, really big building. there are so many freakin' people crappin' all over the place. Damn. Two blocks down that away is my sister's mom's mile-tall apartment building. If you go three blocks in a row, you get lost, and if you go 500 floors downstairs, you'll see bums and winos. What is there not to like? It's just like New York City, only bigger and weirder.

[Edit] Population

Approximately 1,380,246,321.41 beings call Coruscant home, and of that number 582,797,754 were Human males named Jax Pavan.

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