- "Don't get me started on Czerka! They work with the Sith to commit genocide and rape and torture and jaywalking and slavery and traffic accidents and food poisoning and... and... and then a couple of their corpse-molesting mercenaries get killed and mutilated, and I'm supposed to feel sorry for them? Well, screw them! Screw Czerka! Screw the fascist Republic that lets them carry on business! I want them all dead! I want their families dead! I want their corporate headquarters burned to the ground! Hey, hey, where are you going? Come back! Don't you want to hear about the no-bid contracts those bastards at Czerka are getting?"
- ―Crattis Yurkal, chasing away another customer
Crattis Yurkal was a crazy Twi'lek male merchant who despised Czerka Corporation and who seriously would not shut up about it for 30 seconds. Every topic of conversation eventually led to how much he despised the corporation. Crattis used his HoloNet connection to harass people on Czerka's customer service message boards. He was banned several times, but managed to open new accounts under pseudonyms.
He had a business on Dantooine which was, not surprisingly, stocked with the finest in Aratech Corporation gear and merchandise. The Twi'lek annoyed Darth Revan incessantly...the former Dark Lord was going through a pacifist phase at the time and didn't kill him right away. Later, after Revan recovered from his memory loss, he returned to Dantooine to kill Crattis—and a few other annoying, low-level characters—only to discover that the Sith had already razed the planet.