Lumiya: "But...but...I looooove you!"
Luke: "But you're all evil now...and ugly."
Lumiya: "Fine! If I can't have you, NO ONE CAN!"
— Luke and Lumiya breaking up[src]

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend was a term used to talk about those crazy women who just could not let a guy go. An example being that psychotic ex who would go through a man's garbage to find his used lightsaber crystals; or the one who followed her former boyfriend around while he tried to save the galaxy yet again; or yet another who keeps a stuffed Wookiee which just happens to have been made of her former lover's discarded hair and eyelashes. However, a classic example is of the creepy Sith woman who could not let Luke Skywalker go—that jealous thingy of the Sith, Lumiya.

This article is called Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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