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WOAH LAZA

IMA FIRIN' MAH CROTCH LAZER! BLAAARGH!

The Crotch Lazer is a deadly weapon that is inserted into a victims ass. When it is in there fully, the weapon will allow the victim to shoot lazers from his crotch whenever having an orgasm. The crotch lazer is only usable while watching hawt porn, jacking off, or performing sexual activity.

People who use the crotch lazer Edit

RicOlieRight
This article is called Crotch Lazer. Crotch Lazer has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Crotch Lazer can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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