Cult of the Power Droids

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G*nkist missionary converting the heathen. "The power of G*nk compels thee!"

G*nk. G*nk. G*nk ko kyenga see. (If you translate this phrase, you will be dead within the nanosecond. And you can't hide from us. We know where you live. So watch your step.)

As an example to you I, Darth Obvious, will attempt to translate the phrase, which means... (BANG!!!).... (the translator is dead now.) You have been warned.

[Edit] Notable Members of G*nkism

[Edit] Deities

• G*nk (no shit)

[Edit] Popes

• Robo-Pope

[Edit] Crusaders

• Supergeeky
• Jedimca
• Pinky
• Acky

[Edit] Robo-Killing Machines

• M.A.D.C.L.A.W.

[Edit] Honorary Crusaders

• Greyman
• Master Gump

[Edit] Other Members

• M.A.D.C.L.A.W.’s monkey
• Steven Spielberg
• Sean Penn

[Edit] Fanboy Crushes

• Bateman

This article is NOT a stub. If you expand it we WILL destroy your planet.

[Edit] Sources

• G*nkism

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