D'arth Syyth

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Nah nah nah

D'arth Syyth is a Sith Lord who was really a Jedi who was really a half-retarded Gungan who was really one of the Knights Who Say "Nii!" but no really he actually was George Lucas' previously lost half-cousin from Normandy who actually was the original inventer of both Apple and Microsoft but truly believed he was destined to be the Chosen One after his planet was destroyed.

Oh really you say? YES REALLY!


Yes FUCKING Really!

This article is called D'arth Syyth. D'arth Syyth has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of D'arth Syyth can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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