"HAHAHAHAHA...... Look at how Small he is!"
―A foolish Daantooiinian after seeing Darth Small

Daantooiinians were the inhabitants of the outer rim planet Daantooiine VII.

When Darth Small visited their planet they laughed at him for being small, in response Darth Small attempted to destroy their planet with his Mini Death Star. The only thing he managed to destroy was a single building, killing over 10 Daantooiinians. The other 9 billion Daantooiinians on the planet then made fun of him for not being able to destroy a planet. Darth Small responded by hiring Sesame Street, according to official historical Daantooiinian documents they eventually succeeded and all Daantooiinians were killed.

This article is called Daantooiinian. Daantooiinian has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Daantooiinian can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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