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This article is about the Zeltron. You may be looking for Danni Quee, Darth Idiot's other bitch.
Dani
Dani
Biographical information
Homeworld

Zeltros

Physical description
Species

Zeltron

Gender

Female

Hair color

Red

Eye color

Blue

Chronological and political information
Affiliation
Known masters

<insert name here>

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This article is called Dani. Dani has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Dani can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.
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Dani was a smokin' hot female Zeltron who accompanied Luke Skywalker and Plif on some of their intra-trilogy adventures. Though like all Zeltrons she wanted to get it on with any male she met, including Luke, Dani fell in love with a fish guy, but after he was presumed dead, she became all sulky and emo, to the point that even the guy didn't want to hang with her anymore when he resurfaced.

At one point in her life, Dani probably worked as a prostitute. Legend has it that her last act in this capacity involved the choking death of an Imperial naval captain, because she really really hated the Empire.

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