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Danni Quee
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Hot hot green

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"Hey, Danni. Why don't you take those glasses off and let your hair down and walk over to me in slow motion?"
Jacen Solo, to Danni Quee
"You will be a worthy sacrifice to the gods."
"Are you sacrificing me because you think I'm a virgin? I don't think I qualify, because this one time, at band camp—"
"Shut up! We're sacrificing you because you're
―Danni Quee, captured by the Yuuzhan Vong

Danni Quee was a shy, mousy scientist who spent long hours staring into telescopes and jotting data into her little notebooks at the ExGal-4 research station, until the Yuuzhan Vong attacked and destroyed it, along a few of the planets they saw on the way over.

Danni was captured and scheduled to be sacrificed to the gods. She was flattered that anyone would think her pretty enough to sacrifice and offered to tear her clothes in strategic places, but the guards told her to shut up. Eventually, she was rescued by the square-jawed, well-muscled Jacen Solo, who looked deep into her green eyes and took off her glasses. Danni shook her head, and her long blonde hair cascaded down, they held each other close, and then some doofus Jedi named Miko Reglia walked in and ruined the whole thing. But nevertheless, Danni was instantly transformed from a shy, mousy bookworm into a sexy, very available blonde.

Danni and Jacen were an item for a while, making big tabloid news (they called the couple "Dacen"), but later they broke up because Jacen had been seen hanging out with Lumiya. I don't know, maybe he had a thing for older women mostly made out of robot parts.

Danni helped the Jedi by sitting down at keyboards and figuring out how to do things, like jam yammosks and upload computer viruses into things. After Jacen turned evil, the whole galaxy forgot she existed, even though she was still all blonde and hot and stuff.

Oh, and by the way, she blinded me with science!

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