Dantari: the Dantooine Cavemen

The Dantari were a species of semi-retarded cavemen who lived on Dantooine. They ate their own dung, spoke in a series of grunts and beating each other with clubs, and were proud sponsors of Geico Insurance.

We're not making this up. There really were cavemen living on Dantooine. It's canon. Google it.

This article is called Dantari. Dantari has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Dantari can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.
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