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Dantari: the Dantooine Cavemen

The Dantari were a species of semi-retarded cavemen who lived on Dantooine. They ate their own dung, spoke in a series of grunts and beating each other with clubs, and were proud sponsors of Geico Insurance.

We're not making this up. There really were cavemen living on Dantooine. It's canon. Google it.

This article is called Dantari. Dantari has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Dantari can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.
Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Dantari.

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