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Dark Master
Biographical information
Homeworld

That place where light does'nt exist. Remember it? Good

Born

Crying because he could'nt see

Died

Banged his head on the table

Physical description
Species

Weirdo, or dark who really gives a S**t

Gender

Male, but you can't really see him that well...

Height

Who knows?

Hair color

probably black

Eye color

Red

Cybernetics

Elephants are bigger in person

Chronological and political information
Known apprentices

Darth Bitch

"Damn you, bitch! You stole my saber!"
―Dark Master to Darth Vader
"Right motherfucker, you've made me really angry now."
―Dark Master's response to Darth Elmo calling him a retard

Dark Master was dark. He was so dark because his world was so dark and dark was always around him.

Born in the dark, died in the dark, oh what's the FUCKING POINT I think any Dipshit would know he was dark.

Dark Master was a apprenice to Darth Darth Binks and he was a close friend to Darth Animal and was born in complete darkness and he was motherless she died giving birth, as she died Dark Master said "Bitch don't die" and she dropped dead.


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