"Right motherfucker, you've made me really angry now."
―Dark Master's response to Darth Elmo calling him a retard
Dark Master was dark. He was so dark because his world was so dark and dark was always around him.
Born in the dark, died in the dark, oh what's the FUCKING POINT I think any Dipshit would know he was dark.
Dark Master was a apprenice to Darth Darth Binks and he was a close friend to Darth Animal and was born in complete darkness and he was motherless she died giving birth, as she died Dark Master said "Bitch don't die" and she dropped dead.