Dark Side

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"Hey, who turned out the light?"

―Visas Marr

"The dark side of the Force is a pathway to abilities some consider....fucking awesome."

―Palpy

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The Dark Side of the Force was a part of the Force predominantly used by badass mothakriffers with bad attitudes. It wasn't exclusive to the Sith, but if a Jedi wanted to try his hand with Dark Side POWAH, they would probably be eaten by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the patron saint of badassery.

A person's total control of the Dark Side will result in becoming way cooler then they would ever be as supposed to using only the Light Side of the Force, for example: Annie was a little crying wimp, but after his total surrender to the Dark Side he would emerge as one of the most baddest motherkriffers ever known to the galaxy. Also, Darth Malak was a wimpy, no-jawed douchebag, but when he turned to the Dark Side, he.... well, I guess he was still a wimpy no-jawed douchebag.

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―Darth Darth Binks

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