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He switched and look at the results!
"Fuck AT&T"Carrottop

"Join the Dark Side Cell Phone Plan and you shall have power unlimited power!!! POWAAAH! UNLIMITED POWWAH! I mean minutes, unlimited minutes!"
Palpatine

The Dark Side Cell Phone Plan was created by an Old dude to keep the Stormtroopers occupied when they weren't on a mission. It was the most powahful cell phone plan in existence. It also had the most powahful signal, and users of the plan could get coverage almost anywhere. It was later destroyed because of the annoying calls he got about Pickles.

Customer Service ScandalsEdit

On at least one occasion an inter-galactic scandal arose when his badness answered a customer service call and zapped the caller full of lightening, resulting in the person's death. Many began to be afraid of the Dark Side Cell Phone Plan, so Palpatine issued Order 67, an initiative that authorized the destruction of any planet that did not adopt the Dark Side Cell Phone Plan immediately. Naturally, Imperial Phone stocks rocketed up by 5.536 billion, making Palpy very rich.


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This article is called Dark Side Cell Phone Plan. Dark Side Cell Phone Plan has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Dark Side Cell Phone Plan can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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