"Oh, I'm sorry Flight 217, but you must die."

The Dark Side Airline was the only way to fly for noob stormtroopers. The Old dude would sometimes turn the engines off for jokes, killing his army. Darth Vader stopped it soon after because most of those jokes were true and he liked hearing them.

This article is called Dark Side airline. Dark Side airline has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Dark Side airline can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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