"Commence primary indigestion."
―Superlaser firing order aboard Darksaber

Darksaber was a space-station superweapon built by the Hutts. Conceived as a rip-off of the Death Stars, it was equipped with a superlaser. Unlike its owners, it was long, cylindrical and thin.

It is also the opposite of lightsaber, meaning the Sith used it. Thus it was cool. But you could get lightsabers at your local 49 cent store, so they were more popular. The few Sith that could afford a darksaber had it customized: usually black with a gold hilt to match the other bling they had on. While wearing said bling, we're sure they looked very evil.

This article is called Darksaber. Darksaber has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Darksaber can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.