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Darth Bay
Biographical information
Homeworld

Earth

Born

Yes

Died

NEVAH!

Physical description
Species

Superhuman

Gender

MALE, DEFINITELY

Height

Tall

Hair color

Blonde

Eye color

Blue

Cybernetics

Skeleton (not a Terminator, we swear)

Chronological and political information
Era(s)

AD, Rise of the Empire Era

Affiliation

Awesomeness, Sith, Twansfoamas

Known masters

Darth Darth Binks, a Darth (perhaps Sarth) who is yet to be identified

Known apprentices

The Darth The Fallen, Darth Megatron, Darth You, Darth Spielberg

Darth Bay or Darth Awesomness was the most powahful Sith Mega-Super-Overlord the universe has ever known. He was so awesome, he even completed his destiny. He is responsible for the Twansfoamas becoming even more awesome. Bay succeeded Darth Darth Binks in the rank of Sith Mega-Super-Overlord following the latter's death at the hands of Optimus Prime. Bay and the Constructicons are currently on a mission to destroy General Grievous for being lame.

Early Life Edit

Darth Bay was born to Sith Mega-Super-Overlord Darth Unicron and Megan Fox on July 1st, year one AD. His extreme powah destroyed Darth Unicron by accident when the latter was giving his infant a time out. Bay electrocuted his father with force lightning. Dark Lord of the Sith Darth Darth Binks took Unicron's place as Sith Mega-Super-Overlord and quickly made Bay his apprentice. Darth Bay's mother–Megan Fox–would soon resurrect his father, vowing revenge on her son. Revenge that is coming soon.

Training Under Binks Edit

Darth Bay began his training at age fourteen, and by shit, he was awesome! He cut off his master's dick in a fight, but it didn't really affect anything, because as you know, Jar Jar never had one anyway. Bay's technique was unique. He would fight his opponent with a lightsaber, lure them to a location, and set off a bunch of explosives, destroying the poor sucknut that dared challenge the awesomest Darth evah!

Rise to Powah! Edit

Darth Darth Binks promoted Bay to Sith Lord at age 23. Bay commanded an army of droids known as the Decepticons. He later upgraded them to make them even more awesome. He never killed any Autobots, for his plan to steal them from the Republic and reprogram them was in effect. Secretly, Bay had been training under another Darth, or possibly a Sarth to become even more awesome.

Attack on the Hasbro Temple Edit

Hasbro Youngling: "Master Bay, we don't know what to do!"
Bay's Bomb: BOOM

Bay was sent on a mission to the Hasbro Temple to gain the rights to his Transformers army. Hasbro refused, being a bunch of G1-only freaks. This led Darth Bay to assassinate them all. This event changed the Transformers forever and gained Bay the rank of Dark Lord of the Sith and the nickname of Darth Awesomeness.

Relationship with Darth Evil Edit

On his 1989th birthday, Darth Bay was sent on a mission to Kalee to recruit another Kaleesh in hopes to break it and make it another General Grievous. Shortly after he landed, he spotted a trade caravan holding Darth Evil captive. Bay, infatuated by her beauty immediately beat the shit out of the aliens and sent their sorry asses to HELL! After releasing Darth Evil, they made out, and despite her "problem", Bay didn't care. He got all the thrill he needed out of the explosions he set off for his films. They began dating in secret for fear that Darth Darth Binks would not approve and kill them both. This relationship, however, would soon tear apart the universe.

Hunt for Grievous Edit

Darth Darth Binks, sensing too much power in the Grievous Campaign, sent Bay out to hunt the General. Bay is currently on the hunt with the Constructicons on Grievous' Planet.


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