It was a usual day for Laura, Darth Biologist. Examining some slides under the microscope. Her assistant arrived as planned that day. "Hello, Lola. I'm having a bit of a problem with this DNA sample here. It's much too cold and I can't get it to warm up." "Sure thing", Lola replies. She walks over to the microscope and detects the problem immediately.

"I see the problem! You forgot put its codon." She agrees, surprised she didn't realize this herself. "Well, you can continue to work on your project I suppose. I'll see you later." Lola goes to her office and sits down at her desk, and prepares her microscope. "Laura, can you come take a look at this? I think I have a problem here." Laura quickly examines Lola's microscope and tells Lola, "You have too many things packed in here. You only should have put in allele bit." "Oh, silly me. Sorry about that."

Later on, Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan arrived. "We have a very important request here. We suspect our cells may have been damaged when we were subjected to that dioxis gas." Laura takes the sample Qui-Gon gives her, and declares "Oh my! You have too much dioxisribonucleic acid in here!" "We see. We'll be on our way then. We need to cell some stocks on the stock market."

Soon, Lara was to leave for a short trip to the bakery. "I'll be right back, I need to get some ryebosomes." "Alright, then." Soon after Lola left, Lauren noticed another interesting thing about Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan's DNA sample. "There are enough midichlorians in here to fill a soundtrack!"

A man walked into the lab. "Hey there, I gots somethin to tell ya', yer assistant there, she's a dirty whore!" "What? Get out of here before I destroy your planet!" He rebutted "Hey, lady, don't shoot the RNA messenger!" as he left.

Lola now returns. After years of wanting to tell her, she finally says to Laura, "I love you, let's mix our T n' A codons!" "Oh, Lola, mycroscope is yourcroscope!" "I'm so happy we biologists go both ways!"

Later that night, Lola was talking to her husband. "I love you dear" she told him. He responded "You're such a liesomer! I heard about you and Darth Biologist!" "Don't do this to me! Why can't I love other women along with you?" "You're right dear. I shouldn't force you to be heterozygous."

This article is called Darth Biologist. Darth Biologist has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Darth Biologist can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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