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Darth Cake was the favored confection served at parties thrown by members of the Sith Order and other Sith wannabes. Only Force-sensitives could eat it; anyone else who happened to sample it was later found dead from acute toxic overdosing. The recipe placed a heavy emphasis on rhubarb, as well as various fish-shaped items.
Apparently, peace isn't the only thing that is a lie.
It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty Darth Cake, but only if you do the cooking by the book. You know you can't be lazy. You better never use a messy recipe, though. Else the cake will end up crazy. But as long as you do the cooking the book, then you should have a cake.
- one 18.25 ounce chocolate cake mix
- one can prepared coconut pecan frosting
- 3/4 cup vegetable oil
- 4 large eggs
- one cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
- 3/4 cup butter or margarine
- 1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
- 2 cups all purpose flower
- don't forget garnishes such as:
- fish shaped crackers
- fish shaped candies
- fish shaped solid waste
- fish shaped dirt
- fish shaped Ethel benzene
- pull n' peel licorice
- fish shaped volatile organic compounds
- sediment shaped sediment
- candy coated peanut butter pieces; shaped like fish
- one cup lemon juice
- alpha resins
- unsaturated polyester resin
- fiberglass surface resins
- volatile malted milk impoundments
- 9 large egg yokes
- 12 medium geosynthetic membranes
- one cup granulated sugar
- an entry called: "How To Kill Someone With Your Bare Hands"
- 2 cups rhubarb; sliced
- 2/3 granulated rhubarb
- 1 Tbsp all-purpose rhubarb
- 1 tsp grated orange rhubarb
- 3 Tbsp rhubarb; on fire
- 1 Large rhubarb
- 1 cross Bohr hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
- 2 Tbsp rhubarb juice
- adjustable aluminum head positioner
- slaughter electric needle injector
- cordless electric needle injector
- injector needle driver
- injector needle gun
- cranial caps
It also contained, among other things, proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas- and odor-control chemicals that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.