Darth Cold-Dead-Hands at a National Lightsaber Association meeting.

"You can have my quadruple-bladed black lightsaber…when you pry it from my Cold, Dead Hands!"
―Darth Cold-Dead-Hands
"You can have my quintuple bladed bloody yellow lightsaber when you pry it from my cold dead hands!"
―Darth Cold-Dead-Hands
"Your bravery is wasted! I shall pry the Chest away from your cold... dead... hands!"
―Darth Cold-Dead-Hands to Commodore Norrington

Darth Cold-Dead-Hands was a Sith Underlord best known for his refusal to surrender weapons under any circumstances and his long career in needlessly pompous holofilms with titles like Saviour of Sandtooine, Ben-Kenobi, The Ten Tenets of the Jedi Code, and The Omega Sith.

This article is called Darth Cold-Dead-Hands. Darth Cold-Dead-Hands has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Darth Cold-Dead-Hands can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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