Darth Confusion was not another Sith Mega-Super-Overlord, and yet at the same time he was. Because of this and many other facts—that are not really facts—pertaining to Darth Confusion, he was and was not considered the "most confusingly-simplistic thing in the universe that has never existed within the universe". In other words, he was what he wasn't.
He was thought to have inadvertently coined the term "oxymoron."
- "How do I insert music into OoT?"
- ―Darth Confusion, asking how to hacked Zelda.
- "Inject your RAM's -2nd MB's offset participle with a lighter zip packet after you refresh your CPU profile's printer cycle space with Microsoft Word 1996's calculator/audio management properties, and fax the results to localhost"
- ―Darth Confusion is confused by Darth TopHat