Darth Duracell
Biographical information





A while after the average battery life o_O

Physical description

Wierd Evil Battery with a lightsaber


How would that be possible?


About an inch

Hair color

Gold and black.

Eye color

Doesn't have any.


Double A (AA) Rechargeable NiCH

Chronological and political information

The Energy Era


Procter & Gamble

Known masters

Darth DD (Double D)

Known apprentices

Darth Alkaline

"You think you can outlast me?"
Darth Duracell

Darth Duracell began his life as a p4th37ic n00b an awesome battery, and traveled the land a Nabooboo for most of his life, training with his only friend and secret Sith Overlord Darth DD. Darth DD was sent to Nabooboo when a Clone trooper spotted him during Order 66. He then trained Darth Duracell throughout his entire life.


He began his life known as Duram Ela Cellavik, until Melaavik was born and borrowed the letters from his name, but eventually stole them and copyrighted them with the Copyright Association of Stupidity (CAS). And so he was known as Duracell, and then came his training.

He trained for countless years with Darth DD, and even mastered the Force Power of cloning, but when he tried to clone himself, they came out as Duracell Bunnies, and they had to be killed for overly creepiness.


What the fuck? DARTH DURACELL NEVER DIES! He's rechargeable, remember!?


If you mix him up with an Energizer Bunny battery, it will destroy your planet, and possibly Destroy your Chewbacca.

This article is called Darth Duracell. Darth Duracell has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Darth Duracell can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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