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Darth Faggous

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Darth Faggous
Biographical information
Homeworld

That one place

Born

next Thursday

Died

last Saturday

Physical description
Height

1.257494645928545895664563536 meters

Hair color

Yes

Eye color

No

Cybernetics

Guess

Chronological and political information
Affiliation

Your Mother

Known masters

Also Your Mother

Known apprentices

Also Also Your Mother

Darth Faggous was sadly afflicted from birth with a highly inappropriate name, and as a consequence was bullied daily at space-school. The experience twisted him into a, er, twisted being, who delighted in the torture of others, commonly and quite appropriately via the medium of extreme sodomy. He was eventually smote from upon high by God Himself, to prove some kind of moral point, probably.

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