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Fred FredBurger
Fred Fredburger, yes
Biographical information
Homeworld

Earth

Born

yes

Died

yes

Physical description
Species

yes

Gender

Male

Hair color

yes

Eye color

yes

Chronological and political information
Era(s)

yes

Affiliation

yes

Known masters

Darth Squidward

Known apprentices

Darth Rabbid

"Hey! Hey! Use the Dark Side of the Nachos! Yes!"
―Darth Fred Fredburger's ghost gives Luke advice

Darth Fred Fredburger was a Sith Mega-Super-Overlord who could Destroy your planet just by sticking two fingers into his belly button.

BiographyEdit

Fred Fredburger was eating some nachos, when all of a sudden, he ordered the Dark Side Special. The special were nachos with a bit of nutmeg, darkside magic, and vodka mixed into the ingredients. Fred Fredburger became a Sith Lord. He then became the temporary apprentice of Darth Squidward until Fred Fredburger destroyed a planet with a hammer thingy. He then had to make a poo poo. He then was kicked out and almost Force melted by Squidward, hadn't it been for the Empire's destruction of The Super Smash Brotherhood, which was Squidward's elite army. Fred Fredburger allowed Darth Squidward and Pikachu to escape, but Fred Fredburger accidentally melted his master's face off leaving only his skeletal face. Squidward managed to live and gain a Jamaican accent. Darth Fred Fredburger took out all the Stormtroopers and then engaged into a duel with Darth Vader. The duel was a spectacular site and Darth Fred Fredburger disarmed Vader and almost killed him. Darth Squidward returned and dueled his former apprentice which to Fred Fredburger having his trunk cut off by his old master. Squidward then used Force lightning on his former apprentice and knocked him into space, to meet his death.

LegacyEdit

Fred Fredburger returned as and ghost a teased Luke Skywalker.

Behind the ScenesEdit

I Wunt To Eet Sum Frozen Yogurt.

See AlsoEdit

Darth Tyrannus, yesss.


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