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Biographical information
Homeworld

Pie.

Born

100 ABY, out of Darth Fanon's butt.

Died

Darth Ginger will never die.

Physical description
Species

Ginger

Gender

Male

Height

1.7 meters

Hair color

Do you really need to ask?

Eye color

Souless.

Cybernetics

None.

Chronological and political information
Era(s)

Legacy

Affiliation

Imperial Knights

Darth Ginger, previously known as Ganner Krieg, used to be an Imperial Knight. Like all Imperial Knights, he romped around the galaxy protecting Roan Fel from those who wanted to kill him {which was like, everybody}. Ganner was generally well behaved and didn't act like a total prick {unlike his best friend, Antares Draco}. Ganner was nice to everyone and was widely liked. One day, the Imperial Knights began to make fun of Ganner's ginger hair. They called him "Carrot top", "Ron Weasley", "Ginger boy", and "ugly". They accused him of not having a soul. They beat him up and stole his lunch money. And it didn't help that Fel tried to put out his hair with a fire extinguisher. This destroyed Ganner as he was very emotionally fragile. Ganner's anger and resentment grew more and more as he was mocked.
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"GINGERS HAVE SOULS!!!"

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This article is called Darth Ginger. Darth Ginger has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Darth Ginger can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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