Darth Hancock

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Darth Hancock was a Sith Overlord who specialized in destroying planets and big cats. He had a high midi-chlorian count, so he didn't need Space stations to blow planets. He could just send a force blast focused from his phallus to blow a planet up. A method taught by his father, Darth Chozi. Darth Chozi used Hancock as a sex slave and a weapon to destroy planets. Hancock was Chozi's closest ally and could often be seen in his room. Darth Hancock often liked to tease his female compatriots with his large 'endowment'.

Early LifeEditEdit

Known as Jasper Hancock, he would never be allowed to play with the other kids because he was too strong and tear them apart with his bare hands. This pissed him off so he killed the kids, their parents and their cats. He now hides in Singapore, in UWCSEA.

Darth Varghs saw incredible ability in the young child and took him as an apprentice. It proved to be a lifechanging moment for young Hancock.


Hancock trained hard. Real hard.

List of Cats and Planets Destroyed by Darth HancockEditEdit

  • Hoth
  • Tatooine II
  • 12 Cougars
  • 18 Lions
  • 24 Tigers
  • 56 Domestic cats
  • 29 Jaguars
  • 13 Cheetahs
This article is called Darth Hancock. Darth Hancock has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Darth Hancock can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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