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Darth Jawa II
Darth Jawa II
Biographical information
Homeworld

Tatooine

Born

The day he was cloned DUH

Physical description
Species

Jawa

Gender

Male

Height

Midget clone

Hair color

Unknown

Eye color

Yellow

Chronological and political information
Era(s)

After Darth Elmo died

Affiliation

Sith Order

Known masters
"Utini!!!"
―Darth Jawa II many, many times

Darth Jawa II, also known as Darth Jawa the Mad, was the insane clone of Darth Jawa who was created to rule over the Jawa clans in the event of his creator's demise. Prior to his death, the elder Darth gave his clone Jawa Juice, then died after his appendix ruptured. When the clone drank the stuff, he went crazy, fleeing into exile on the Unknown planet for three years. He became insane and still imagines his two 'imaginary' friends Bert and Ernie. He was a Sith to be reckoned with and may still be now. He was very skilled with a lightsaber and the use of the Dark Side.

Later in his life he became a member of the exclusive club: Club Desann after being apprenticed to the fat lizard of the same name, unaware that the club was full of rapists. He couldn't care less anyway if he knew. He led the club in an epic battle between them and Club Kyle, created by God during his exile as a mortal Human. His arch nemesis was Mr Ugnaught and after he spilled hot coffee on Desann's crotch, he turned renegade.

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CreationEdit

Darth Jawa II was created by Darth Jawa as a means of keeping the Jawa clans in order after his death.


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