Darth Joe
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- "Robots do not have sex. They do not fuck. Robots make love. Gently and tenderly. With lasers."
- ―Darth Joe's motto.
Darth Joe was a self-made Sith Lord. Known for his geekyness and peace-lovin', Joe was kicked out of the Sith Academy for not being evil enough, as on his first day, he didn't even destroy a planet. In fact, he saved it! Coincidentally, Joe's second choice, the Jedi Academy, wouldn't accept him for the same reasons. As a final resort, Joe joined in with the Brotherhood only before it was demolished by its enemies. Not knowing where to go next, Darth Joe founded his own restaurant called Eat At Joe's. Unfortunately for him, Eat At Joe's was soon absorbed by Burrito King and Joe was out of a job. When this occured, the "Sith Lord" got a job at a pharamacy where worked for years to come. He also occasionally worked at some wiki with a holy droid and a super geek. Darth Joe has since become not only a member, but an administrator to Wookieepedia. His user name is, you guessed it, Tnu.
[edit] Personality and triats
According to his MySpace, Joe enjoyed reading, cooking, music, movies, a little television, and enjoying the nice, non-hot seasons. And the Sith said he wasn't evil enough to join them... And to further his geekyness, Joe would spend hours of hot, sweaty alone time watching Star Trek.
