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Darth Jollibee
Biographical information
Homeworld

Philippines

Born

The time you ordered him.

Died

The time you ate him

Physical description
Species

Jolly bees?

Gender

who knows?

Height

7'11

Hair color

Red

Eye color

Black

Chronological and political information
Affiliation

Fast food Restaurants

Darth Jollibee was a local sith lord and the rival of Darth Ronald McDonald. He owned a switchblade lightsaber. Upon the arrival of Darth Ronald McDonald in his area, Darth Jollibee put his switchblade to good use and systematically OWND and diced Darth Ronald McDonald at his own game of selling crappy food.

He is currently establishing bases in several minor planets and has a small presence in California.


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