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Darth Kojak
Biographical information
Homeworld

Rattatak

Born

762 BBY

Died

696 BBY

Physical description
Species

Human

Gender

Male

Chronological and political information
Affiliation

Sith

"Who loves ya, my young apprentice?"
―Darth Kojak

Darth Kojak was a Sith Overlord who was bald, and therefore cool. He went to various planets solving mysteries in fifty minutes or less. He was also known for having an unusual level of sexual charisma for someone so hideously freakish-looking.

He was eventually undone by his one weakness: lollipops. The details are far too gruesome to share.


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This article is called Darth Kojak. Darth Kojak has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Darth Kojak can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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