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Lord Kong
Darth Kong
Biographical information
Homeworld

Kashyyyk

Died

Possibly

Physical description
Species

Madclaw!

Gender

Hermaphrodite

Height

Huge

Hair color

Black

Eye color

Big

Cybernetics

His scars.

Chronological and political information
Affiliation

Sith

Known masters

Darth Clone

Darth Kong was a powerful Sith Underlord and actor. He was a one hit wonder with his movie, King Kong. Unfortunately, he was ruined when a seventies version of his movie came out, starring Chewbacca. Then he starred in another remake that was good, but only was seen on Earth. So he went to Darth Pictures hoping to get a job, but didn't get hired as an actor, only as a janitor. Then he met Darth Clone

Rise To PowerEdit

When he met Darth Clone, the almighty Sith Mega-Super-Overlord, Kong's life changed forever. He didn't have Force powers, so he could only be a Sith Underlord, but he had a commanding presence, and clones sensed great leader ship skills in the young actor. So Clone gave him a position at the Sith Happens Condom and Pregnancy Test Emporium as a Director of Violence until Clone could get him a more powerful position, elsewhere in the Sith Empire.


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This article is called Darth Kong. Darth Kong has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Darth Kong can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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