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"I will say this: Greyman is as much a troll as Mother Teresa."

―Goodwood setting the record straight on #darthipedia

Darth Pompous Ass, born Mike Honcho and nicknamed <insert name here>, was one of the geekiest Sith Mega-Super-Overlords that ever roamed the galaxy. And to add to that, he was a complete pompous ass! What a jerk <insert name here> was.

As Mike Honcho was born to parents Jimbo Porkins and Lupe, life was difficult for young Mike. Constantly teased by his imaginary friends, Mike was mostly known to the galaxy as <insert name here>, a name said imaginary friends would taunt him with daily. Even his brother, Jek Porkins, would bully him. And, uh **cough**, have you seen Jek Porkins? Perhaps the biggest blow to <insert name here>'s life was when the bombsquad raided the family's home one night in search for Jimbo, who just narrowly escaped with his Mexican sex-slave, Lupe. <insert name here> and Jek were seperated as <insert name here> was sold into the spice circuit, being adopted by the Sith Lord Darth Boner at a young age. As <insert name here> grew into geek-hood, Boner began training the boy in the ways of the Force. By age fifteen, <insert name here> had transformed into the uber-pompous ass, Darth Pompous Ass. His first mission was to bring peace to his father's Sith Order, The Order of the Boner, a task he failed because he was far too busy being annoying. Because of this, Boner ended up loosing his right leg up the ass of his apprentice. Pompous Ass left the order in search for a Sith Order of his own.

By twenty-three, Darth Pompous Ass had done just that, creating Pompous Asses United, a chess club for Sith. Many Sith joined Pompous Ass, but many also left upon finding what kind of person Pompous truly was. It was at this point the man began training an apprentice of his own, Darth Oscar, passing down every bit of his pompous ass ways to the Puppet. Proud of his achievements, the man rewarded Oscar with the title Sith Mega-Super-Overlord, a title he himself had yet to attain. Nonetheless, Darth Oscar was still a Mega-Super-Overlord. However, only weeks later, he was finally rewarded with said title, only to turn it down and depart from the Sith, once again becoming <insert name here>.

Still, <insert name here>'s time with the Sith was not over. Not long after, <insert name here> began allying himself with Darth Ipedia, spreading threats across the galaxy of mass-planet destruction. However, <insert name here>'s reign of terror came to an end as he was brutally killed by Darth Ipedia himself.

• … that there's a new comedy movie called "The Hangover" coming out this week, from the director of Old School, and is supposedly really funny? FUCKING HILARIOUS! A REAL KNEE-SLAPPA FOR A CHANGE!

• … that that has nothing to do with Star Wars?

• … that KarimB is a Wikia Staffer who is running a really cool Hangover giveaway with some pretty sweet prizes?

• … that you should ask Karim about it on his talkpage about more information on the matter?

• … that Darthipedia is supposedly really funny too?

• … that supergeeky1 just saw the trailer for "The Hangover" attached to "Terminator Salvation" and whadyaknow, it really does look funny?

• … that if you didn't know all this already, we will destroy your planet?