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Quote of the Week
Billy Arrowsmith: "Sometimes I think the universe is conspiring to keep me fat for a reason. Like, my aunt just walked in on me eating a pizza, and then offered me a pizza. It's the little things." Madclaw: "Does it bother you?" Billy Arrowsmith: "I assume I'll die someday cushioning small children from being hit by a bus. It's kind of comforting, actually." — Billy Arrowsmith and Madclaw in IRC^[src] Archive
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Kaminoans cloned stuff like clone troopers. They lived on Kamino and saw things in higher spectrums of color than Humans, this meant they were considered very smart by some people. During the Great 20 Second Flood some of them drowned, others mutated into Aiwah and the rest of them just sat there and watched it all. Not much is known about the Kaminoans because their planet was deleted from the Jedi Archives, later re-discovered and deleted from the archives again when the Kaminoans insulted Emperor Palpatine by killing some of his Imperial stormtroopers. All information in this article was gathered by Darthipedia. We managed to gather this information by interviewing clone troopers, some very hot Twi'lek ladies and two Kaminoans that left Kamino when people still knew where it was...Read more.
Did you know…
… that the video game crash of 1983 was caused by a pornographic Atari 2600 game called Vader's Revenge? … that Darth Cake was often served at Sith parties? … that Dave Filoni is a sherbert? … that Jesus Christ was a Jedi Master? … that Barack Obama has nothing to do with Star Wars? … that if you didn't know all this already, we will destroy your planet? Archive
Evil Genius of the Month
November's user of the Month... for now: Jack Phoenix All hail the Darthipedian who boldly Wookiee-Nookied the previous Evil Genius of the Month to death! (pounds chest) Nominate a user for this award