Darth Makuta

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Makuta fallen

Homeworld Bionicle

It was before your time


After the Lego executives started smokeing pot

Physical description





10 meters (33 ft 0 in)

Hair color

None, robots don't have hair.

Eye color



He's a bionicle! he freaking IS cybernetics!

Chronological and political information

Bionicle history


Sith Order, Brotherhood of the Makuta

Known masters The Darth The Fallen Darth Miserix

Known apprentices Everone in the Brotherhood of shadows and Brotherhood of the Makuta

Dath Makuta was a Sith Mega-Super-Overlord and could woup the G*nk out of any jedi any day of the week. He was Bionicle's own personal devil, and his scarry voice made even other sith overlords @#$%! in their pants. He was only defeated when his arch-nemisis, master Mata Nui threw a PLANET at Darth Makuta's Head! IT TOOK A @#$%&-ING PLANET TO THE HEAD TO KILL THIS GUY! Think about that.

Early HistoryEdit

"Dude, youre one of the bad guys!"

-Darth Obvious to Darth Makuta.&nbsp Darth Makuta was the evil twin of the Bionicle "great spirt", Mata Nui, and spent several hundred years beating the G*nk out of his brother's enemies and anyone who looked at either of them the wrong way. Eventual Makuta ran into Darth obvious who informed him that he was a villian.

Becomeing a SithEdit

"Uh.. Which one is which agian?"

-Confused-and-soon-to-be-dead guy

After having been informed of his "Villain" status, Darth Makuta breifly left the world of Binicle to be tutored in being psycotic by The Darth The Fallen. This soon cuased problems, as many idiots got the two of them mixed up, much to each others rage. After PWN-ing each other over the mess, Darth Makuta and The Darth The Fallen Became enemies and went their seperate ways.

Return to BionicleEdit

"We are SOOOO Screwed!!!"

-Darth Obvious and everone else in the Bionicle Universe

This article is called Darth Makuta. Darth Makuta has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Darth Makuta can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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