"Search my pants, you know it to be true."
―Darth Male

Darth Male was male. I can't stress that enough, people. He had a penis. It is an absolute, verifiable fact. How do I know with such certainty? Well, I…that is, he…um, I think I read it in a book someplace.

Early LifeEdit

Darth Male's birth in 994 BBY caused the immediate death by natal trauma of his mother, just because he was so incredibly male. Minutes later he sired his first son, Darth Overcompensation, but he proved to be a disappointment to Darth Male, who killed him with an accusing glare.

The Harem of Darth MaleEdit

Over the ensuing years, Lord Male achieved so many sexual conquests that he had to buy his own Sovereign Super Elite-class Star Dreadnaught-type Destroyer to allow his mates to travel with him. Though his harem numbered in the millions and served as crew for every aspect of the ship's operation, Darth Male made a point of not talking to any of them any more than was necessary, and also never did the dishes. This only served to increase his harem's loyalty.

This article is called Darth Male. Darth Male has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Darth Male can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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