Darth Megatron fue un weon que no tula que le gustaba ver darth wigetta777 was born zillions of years ago on the planet Cybertron, and was Optimus Prime's twin brother. Unlike Prime, who chose a kickass truck as an alternate mode, Megatron decided that he would turn into a tiny handgun because it would give him trigger-crotch.
After his upgrade from Darth Bay, Megatron turned into a jet instead of a gun, much to the dismay of Transformer right activists everywhere. Nevertheless, to everyone else (especially Darth Vader, Lord Bay's boss) thought he was much more badass in this form. However, he retained his gay ferocious tendencies from his previous form, as evidenced by his frequent trips to VoldolandHell and continued relations fights with Starscream. After he was killed by Sam Witwer-cky, he was later revived by Devastator as a tank.
Darth Megatron was one of the exactly three beings in the entire galaxy who was attracted to the horrendous amalgam-creature known as Gormandophitia. He even had relations with him/her/it/them at one point, leading to the birth of Mudflap and Skids. (Yes, he is their father. Get over it.)
To this day, it is unknown whether Lord Megatron has relations with Starscream. Many reknowned experts have reported that the two are indeed often seen in bed together. Megatron himself, however, denies this, as does everyone else in the Empire. In response to this, the same experts have claimed that Megatron also sleeps with his new boss Darth Vader, resulting in unfortunate consequences for the experts.
Optimus Prime also claims that Megatron and Starscream are gay lovers, but it is suspected that this is just a lie to get all the "evil is cool" people to support the Autobots rather than the Deceptifags. So much for being a "hero", Optimus.