"I can turn into a dick, AH-HAHA!" -Mickey Mouse
EARLY LIFEEditDarth Mouse was born in 1978, Darth Mouse was a troublemaker......that is what his babysitter said. In school he was friends with Huey, Olimar, and Snuffleupagus. (They are known as the AssHoles) However he was expelled for breaking a pencil (By accident). So Mickey's parent's put him in the Penis academy.
Jedi Academy.EditMickey Mouse was trained by Master Orooo who is about 5,100 years. He told Mickey and the rest of the younglings that they all killed Owen Lars, and they should leave. Angered, Mickey took out his lightsaber and killed Ziro the Hutt. After that inncident, Mouse told the jedi that his skin died of old age and that the younglings ate a new teacher. But then Order 66 came. Clone start barging through windows, doors, and para chutes. They killed all the younglings except The Emo One. The troopers took Mouse to Coruscant.
Mouse was given the name Darth Mouse and was trained by Darth Elmo. After learning the ways of the sith, Elmo made Mouse as a Sith Assasin.
Secret Mission OneEdit
Execute the King of Nabooboo
In this mission, Darth Mouse is ordered by Darth Darth Binksto kill the king of Nabooboo using a sniper rifle.
Mickey traveled to Nabooboo with his new sith Delta-ZB starfighter. In the docks of Nabooboo city, a few exiled Jedi try to kill Darth Mouse. Darth Mouse immediately sliced both in half. Darth Mouse then, killed anyone who tried to harm him. After killing people, Mickey infiltrated the palace of Nabooboo, killing guards, through the grand hallway, killing guards, and into the throne, killing guards. The king of Nabooboo fliped out when Mickey Mouse barged into his throne room. The king tried to kill Mouse, but Mouse force pwned
Secret Mission 2Edit
Steal the Jedi Holocron
Mouse's next mission is to get a hold of the sacred Jedi Holocron on Ossus. Mickey traveld to Ossus to steal the Jedi Holocron. The Holocron was located in an Ancient Temple. Mickey entered the ancient not knowing there will be ancient traps. Darth Mouse entered the great dome. There it was...The Holocron. Darth Mouse picked up the ancient holocron. But Just Then! A HUGE bolder came out of nowhere. Mouse ran like a little chicken and left the Jedi Temple of Doom.