Darth Never-Sends-Thank-You-Cards

3,271pages on
this wiki
Add New Page
Talk0 Share

Darth Never-Sends-You-Thank-You-Cards was a Sith Mega-Super-Overlord during the rule of Darth Darth Binks. Early in his life he was scorned by the asses that work at the Hallmark store.

As a result. he never sent Thank-You Cards to people in an effort to sabotage Hallmark. Though he endured endless whining from his relatives as a result, Darth Darth Binks respected him for his dark will, until Darth Never-Sends-You-Thank-You-Cards didn't thank him for destroying the Hallmark Company (even though he couldn't since Hallmark was destroyed). For that. Binks exiled Darth Never-Sends-You-Thank-You-Cards to some rock in the middle of nowhere.

This article is called Darth Never-Sends-Thank-You-Cards. Darth Never-Sends-Thank-You-Cards has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Darth Never-Sends-Thank-You-Cards can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

Ad blocker interference detected!

Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.

Also on Fandom

Random Wiki