Darth Obvious
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the Star Wars Saga was written by George Lucas, who also directed the first film which is actually the fourth film in the saga's internal chronology and wears flannel shirts
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| Darth Obvious (Obviously) This is an image of the character whose name appears in the title above. | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Homeworld |
It must have been Nabooboo. It's so obvious. |
| Born |
When he was (Obviously) |
| Died |
When he did (Obviously) |
| Physical description | |
| Species |
Human (Obviously) |
| Gender |
Male (Obviously) |
| Height |
It should be quite obvious that he was about 5ft 11in |
| Hair color |
He was balding on the top of his head and had some brown hair in a circle around his noggin, obviously. |
| Eye color |
Brown. That should be rather obvious. |
| Cybernetics |
None, obviously. |
| Chronological and political information | |
| Era(s) |
It should be quite obvious since he flew for Padmé. |
| Affiliation |
Nabooboo Obviously! |
| Known masters |
None, obviously |
| Known apprentices |
It should be quite obvious by now: none |
- "Look over there, a planet entirely covered by one big city. And look, there is a Human. He has two arms and two legs, not to mention two eyes and two butt-cheeks. But, get this, he only has one nose, mouth and bellybutton. I am being very helpful. You have drawn your blaster. You are aiming it at m—"
- ―The last words of Darth Obvious (obviously)
Captain/Darth Ric "Obvious" Olié was the name of a character in the Star Wars Saga, specifically in Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace.[1]
[Edit] The biography of the character who this article is about
The character was named Ric Olié, a designation consisting of seven letters, two of which are capitalized, and one has that little flicky thing over it. Ric Olié pilots a spaceship in Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, which is a form of ship that flies in space, hence the name, "spaceship". The character Ric Olié is a Human. He is also male. He has a bald patch and bad fashion sense. He is not a Dark Lord of the Sith, a Wookiee or the love child of Jabba and Gardulla the Hutt.
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