some sex day
he doesn't have a single hair on his scalp, though he does wear a wig.
hmm, possibly brown. why ask me?
you never learn, do you? He's HUMAN! sheesh!
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Every era, 'cause he's old
- "The Dark Side of the Force is full of surprises. Life is a gift from nature. We must learn to..... oh jeeez! oh my... uh uh uh... oh.... giggity giggity go!!!!"
- ―Darth Quagmire, during his campaign against the hippies... that is until he found out about a gold mine of sexy womp rats
Darth Quagmire was an idolized idolatry idol. He contributed a large amount to the Infinite Napaj Empire. Though he was a Sith, he was too good to be true. He was better off as a Hippie. That was until his apprentice, Darth Katsumoto, took the title of Dark Lord of the Sith...... of the Napaj Empire.