"The Dark Side of the Force is full of surprises. Life is a gift from nature. We must learn to..... oh jeeez! oh my... uh uh uh... oh.... giggity giggity go!!!!"
―Darth Quagmire, during his campaign against the hippies... that is until he found out about a gold mine of sexy womp rats
Darth Quagmire was an idolized idolatry idol. He contributed a large amount to the Infinite Napaj Empire. Though he was a Sith, he was too good to be true. He was better off as a Hippie. That was until his apprentice, Darth Katsumoto, took the title of Dark Lord of the Sith...... of the Napaj Empire.
Quagmire, now with nothing else to do except fly starships, spent the rest of his life in a non-stop search for poontang.