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Darth Quagmire
Biographical information
Homeworld

Petoria System

Born

some sex day

Died

unknown

Physical description
Species

Sociologists

Gender

Male

Height

55 meters

Hair color

he doesn't have a single hair on his scalp, though he does wear a wig.

Eye color

hmm, possibly brown. why ask me?

Cybernetics

you never learn, do you? He's HUMAN! sheesh!

Chronological and political information
Era(s)

Every era, 'cause he's old

Affiliation

uhm, hello? can't you figure out through the infobox???

Known masters

uhhhh

Known apprentices

Darth Rac, Darth Katsumoto

"The Dark Side of the Force is full of surprises. Life is a gift from nature. We must learn to..... oh jeeez! oh my... uh uh uh... oh.... giggity giggity go!!!!"
―Darth Quagmire, during his campaign against the hippies... that is until he found out about a gold mine of sexy womp rats

Darth Quagmire was an idolized idolatry idol. He contributed a large amount to the Infinite Napaj Empire. Though he was a Sith, he was too good to be true. He was better off as a Hippie. That was until his apprentice, Darth Katsumoto, took the title of Dark Lord of the Sith...... of the Napaj Empire.

Quagmire, now with nothing else to do except fly starships, spent the rest of his life in a non-stop search for poontang.


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