Darth Slipknot

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Darth Slipknot
Darth Slipknot
Biographical information





Long time ago

Physical description




Hair color

Greasy dreadlocks

Eye color




Chronological and political information


Known masters

Steve Perry

Darth Slipknot is a half-dead Sith Lord, but oh my God, he looks like Darth Nihilus.


Early no-lifeEdit

Darth Slipknot was born on Tatooine, right through a guy's penis (talk about reversed birth), and happened to be one of the most prominent Sith Lords ever born via Mpreg. When he was born, he promptly Force middle-fingered an enemy and kicked the hell out of him, and then buried his victim in a krayt dragon's cave.

Darth Slipknot at the age of 5 became a lekku thief. He stole numerous lekku, and sold them for 1,500 credits each. In case someone refused to buy one, he Force purified them till they were killed to death or decided to finally take the offer. Because of this, he was rich by the age of 7. Three years later he found a new hobbie: demanding to get raped so people would get charged as sex offenders on a very evil 10-years-old boy.

Career as a SithEdit

Darth Slipknot Stage

Darth Slipknot on the stage, with his microphone-lightsaber.

He eventually grew tired of such activities, and when he turned 18, he joined the Sith. He told them to rape him so Lord Vader could choke them. In addition to singing about the Sithness, that was what he did for the rest of his pathetic half-life.

Powers and abilitiesEdit

Darth Slipknot Force Middle-Finger

Darth Slipknot performing the Force middle-finger technique.

Darth Slipknot possessed many powers, many of which are ways to die, like the frightening Force Slipknot- throwing a rope around an enemy and choking them. Other examples include: Force Psychosocial, Force Before I Forget, Force duality, Force purity, Force The Blister Exists, etc. MUST I GO ON!!

Personality and traitsEdit

Like Danica Vader, Darth Slipknot was a big fan of the "FUCK" sign. He would hang it on doors and on people, worse than Miss Vader. Lord Slipknot also loved to pull down bikinis, getting raped by females, and raping other males, oh my God.

This article is called Darth Slipknot. Darth Slipknot has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Darth Slipknot can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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