"*unintelligble aerial squawk*"
―Darth Smegma upon her demise

This is Darth B.J. Smegma. She cannot be seen...

Darth Smegma was a public safety instructor for the Sith Empire. A master of camouflage, she could not be seen. There was, however, one lesson which she had not learned: not to stand up. This was impressed on her during a stealth tactics demonstration on Coruscant.

This article is called Darth Smegma. Darth Smegma has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Darth Smegma can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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